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DOG'S DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
1:00 AM -Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT & LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? SAKs 5th Ave????
NO WAY, THEY WOULD COME TO A DOG'S LIFE
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A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life. Bob Barker
My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet
Dogs and Cats are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell.
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies.
Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it.
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
--Wendy Liebman
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
I know who said this but I won't tell.
The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!
PET RULES
(To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door -nose height)
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a
paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim
for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically
pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because! I
fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know
that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the
other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If
by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it
is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get
your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit
through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the
bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's
butt. I cannot stress this enough!
Dogs Pet Peeves
1. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG,should I speak French?
2. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
3. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!!!
4. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud day for the top of the food chain.
6. Taking me to the vet for the big , then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
7. Getting upset when I sniff up the legs of your guests and goose, Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
8. You break wind and then blame it on me? Real classy and not very funny at all.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
We Love to relax on a warm sunshiny day, but these 2 piece Bikinis get very expensive
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